if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place
people would die.
I guess you could call it
fatal attraction
[grumpy old man voice] HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY TEXT POST
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I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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