sextnoise:

I need to frickin move away im tired of this city and everyone in it i just wanna be some place that doesnt give me frickin anxiety every day

(via gnarly)

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands, via gnarly)